RAW 3/7/11 John Cena Raps Back at Rock

Monday Night Raw starts with the Undertaker and his new entrance music, I'm still iffy on that music. Undertaker says that at Wrestlemania two legends, two icons, will do battle and in the end there can only be one last outlaw. Undertaker alludes to people thinking that the streak will be broken. Undertaker brings up the last Wrestlemania. We now get a promo of Undertaker basically destroying Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania convincing argument. Undertaker lets us know that at Wrestlemania it will be Triple H vs Undertaker in a no holds bared match. Taker says that Triple H will rest in peace.

We go to the back and Orton is fighting Nexus and Orotn isn't doing very well. CM Punk says that Orton managed to put McGillicuty on the shelf but where Orton is going is much, much worse. Orton slaps Punk in the face and Punk hits the GTS on Orton. We come back from comercial and Nexus has dragged Orton to the ring. Refs are trying to get Nexus away from Orton.

Otunga stays in the ring and after some arguing between the Red and David, Orton agrees to having a match. Otunga charges into Orton's corner and starts beating on him. Otunga drags Orton out of the corner and hits a jumping elbow drop for a 2 count. Otunga hits a scoop slam for another 2 count. Otunga slams Orton down again for a slightly longer 2 count. Otunga pulls Orton up and Randy hits a RKO for the three count. Mason Ryan runs down to the ring and hits a big boot on Orton. Mason picks Orton up but Orton hits yet another RKO. Before CM Punk can get into the ring Orton stands right in his way. Punk tries to run to Otunga first but Orton hits the punt kick on David and now three of the Nexus are gone.

Captain Charisma it is good to see him. Alberto comes out with his NXT rookie Brodus Clay. Alberto tells us his name but we already knew that. Del Rio starts talking about destiny again like a broken record. Del Rio says that if Christian wants to fight Alberto than Christian must beat Brodus Clay. Christian tries to put Brodus in the Kill Switch but Brodus is simply to large. Brodus hits Christian in the chest with a head ram and two elbow drops for a 2 count. Brodus hits a fall away slam and misses a body splash. Christian hits 2 missile drop kicks on Brodus for only a 1 count. Clay hits a short arm clothesline for a 2 count. Christian hits a tornado DDT and Captain Charisma gets the 3 count. Del Rio gets into the ring and attacks Christian. Christian gets put in the Cross Arm Breaker but it should be noted whether by design or not the injured pectoral was not on the side of the Cross Arm Breaker.

We get to see Rock's promo from last monday again. After that we get a promo for the newest superstar to come to the WWE a mexican luchador, Sin Cara. I'm excited to see Sin Cara, hopefully he doesn't get too watered down by the WWE. We now get to see the next inductee to the WWE hall of fame, a WWE Diva I've honestly never heard of, Sunny.  

A Diva's Championship Match, woopidy do. Aparently the match is against Nikki Bella but we all know this will probably not last. Eve pounds Bella against the turnbuckle and then throws her by her hair twice for a 1 count. Bella starts stomping on Eve and then hits a hair toss face slam for a 2 count. Michael Cole gets on top of the commentator's desk and asks if they can get this match over with. Michael Cole says that other than the Diva's parents no one else wants to see this match. Cole gets down and the Bellas get caught trying to switch out and Eve hits a inverted twisting neck breaker for the 3 count.

Michael Cole gets back up and says thank God that's over. Comercial. Funny that Raw is having Snooki on RAW next week considering what TNA is doing. Whatever, we get to see Cole announce his trainer from last week.In Cole's hand he holds the guest referee contract and whoever signs it will be the ref. Cole says because he respects Lawler, Cole has chosen an impartial ref. A former WWE Champion, a legend, a legendary texan. Cole starts an Austin chant and then says you people are fools. The special guest referee is none other than JBL. JBL looks good considering his time away from the WWE. JBL gets a mic and says that he knew that the people would welcome him back. JBL says that he is going to Wrestlemania. JBL says that he is very proud of Michael Cole and that he saw the way Lawler treated Cole. JBL basically calls Lawler a bully and that he doesn't like him. JBL says he is coming home before the contract can be signed Steve Austin comes down to the ring. JBL and Cole both start yelling at Austin. Cole hides behind JBL like a little you know what. Austin can't get past JBL so he does the next best thing, Stone Cold Steve Austin hits the Stunner and then drinks beer over JBL and pours some into JBL's face. Austin notices the contract laying in the ring and looks over at Michael Cole and the WWE crowd and starts smiling. Austin picks up the contract and Cole actually starts crying. Austin says if you want me to sign this contract give me a hell ya, and the crowd gave him the hell ya. So now that special guest ref is Steve Austin and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold says so. Michael Cole pleads with Austin and asks him why. Austin shakes his hands and then pours three cans of beer over Cole's head and says good luck in your match. Stone Cold gets back in the ring and JBL is starting to ster and Cole walks back up the ramp. Austin gives JBL a beer and the two drink before Austin hits another Stunner on JBL. Cole is at the top of the ramp stomping away and yelling Swagger. Austin has a little fun with the camera man and even chases him down the ramp for a little bit laughing.

Another promo from last monday. May I ask where is the wrestling. We go to the back and Michael is complaining to Swagger about Austin. Swagger says that he will break Austin's ankle like a twig. Now that Cole is gone Jerry Lawler's music hits and he comes down to fill in for Cole. Lawler says that they may have just seen the greatest WWE moment of all time.

Sheamus powers Bryan in the corner and stomps away on him. Sheamus throws Bryan to the other side of the ring and hits a axe handle smash for a two count. Bryan hits two drop kicks the second which knocks Sheamus out of the ring and Sheamus hurts his leg. Sheamus can't get back in the ring to answer the 10 count. Bryan wins. Sheamus gets a mic. He says that next week his losing streak comes to an end he will win the US Title. Sheamus says that if he doesn't win he'll quit.  

Truth gets a quick roll up for a 1 count and then a drop toe hold. Punk throws Truth into the ring post three times Punk covers for a 2 count. Truth hits a couple of clotheslines and then the jumping corkscrew kick for a 2 count. Punk hits a belly to, side suplex and R-Truth has to tap out to the Anaconda Vice. Mason Ryan gets in the ring and picks up Truth. Mason hits a rarely seen shoulder breaker on Truth.

Now we get more from Shawn Michaels on the Undertaker, Triple H match. Shawn says that Triple H has done pretty much everything and when you are that successful you must make your own mountains. Shawn says that with all the talent Triple H has there is a darkness in him. Triple H could be the only man who could do anything and have no remorse while doing it.

Vicky Gurerro comes down to the ring, I feel sick again, why is she still here? Comercial Vicky seems to be evil again and does her excuse me stuff. She says because of her extensive negotiating efforts there is a new superstar on the RAW roster, Dolph Ziggler. Who didn't see that coming. John Morrison comes out apparently this was a scheduled match.

Dolph knockes John down with a shoulder block and then knocks him out of the ring, Comercial Break. We come back and Dolph has Morrison in a side head lock. Morrison backs Ziggler into the corner to get him off and then dodges a corner splash. Morrison hits two clotheslines and then a drop kick. Morrison hits an old finisher the Moonlight Drive. Dolph gets a foot on the ropes breaking up the count. Ziggler hits the Zig Zag on Morrison and RAW has just buried one of their brightest and popular superstars.

The RAW GM chimes and Lawler gets up to answer. Lawler says that it turns out that Ziggler has been hired to RAW but not Vicky. The GM says that Vicky can have a job on RAW, if next week she can win her match, against Trish Stratus. Raw security comes down to remove Vicky from the ring. So next week we have to deal with someone who botch her own finisher at the elimination chamber PPV and someone who is terrible to watch at anytime for any reason Vicky.  

We get to see part 17 and 18 of the Rock's promo from last Monday did they even bother breaking it up into pieces if they where going to show absolutely all of it. Out comes John Cena. Cena gets a mic and gets as usual a mixed reaction. Mostly boos and there are a lot of yabba dabba signs in the crowd. Cena says that apparently he struck a nerve and now the Rock is mad at him. Cena says he likes when the Rock makes fun of him he mentions the breakfast cereal thing and the you can see me mimic with the high pitch voice. Tonight Cena will address the Rock in hip hop. The crowd just goes nuts with boos.

“Last week the Rock showed us his ass was soft. He spoke from his living room and wouldn't take his glasses off. What he could afford a plain ticket or get a helicopter. No he decided to stay home and read of a teleprompter. You can see the words in his glass rewind it back I caught him. The only time you see me homies I'm whipping that Rock Bottom. They say the Rock is unbeatable he'll put John Cena on the shelf but after last week the only thing Rock's beating is him self. And once again I'm standing here and wheres the Rock he must be misplaced. I get it I'm a fruity pebble your a yabba dabba disgrace. He yelled for 30 minutes bragging about himself made me wanna throw up. You want to be the people champ Rock, here's a tip just show up. And I'm so glad this thing is over so I can cross it off my check list, Rock didn't win but that's okay, I'll give him a pearl necklace. It's not my fault Rock you make to easy to get you, you may as well attack my dog cause every week he eats my Shitzu. But I made him angry thats not why I was in it I didn't want to make him seem hurt. So to make amends I went out and bought the Rock's new t-shirt (says I bring it via satellite clever and true) Rock make em chant your name raise your eye brow let them have a fun night. But don't ever call me out again dude cause that is bringing a knife to a gun fight.”

The crowd booed him pretty hard during that rap. Cena turns around and the Miz hits Cena in the face with his title belt. Cena gets back to his feet and Miz hits him again. Miz gets a mic. He says that he, the Rock and everyone has disrespected him for the last time. He asks if Cena sees a pattern, eveytime Cena and the Rock get their panties in a bunch Cena gets taken out. Miz lists a bunch of superstars in a why to rhyme then says he is the best of them all. He gets right up close to the camera and tells the Rock to know his role and be the best Ryan Seacrest that he can be. Because he is just a host. Miz says that he will take Rock's eyebrow his catchphrases, and all his fans roll them up turn them side ways and stick them straight up Rock's candy ass. Because he is the Miz and he hits the Skull Crushing Finale on Cena. Miz then does a half decent impersonation of the People's Elbow on Cena and gets the mic back and says “AAAAAWWWWEESSSOOOOOMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!” Of course he did. Miz stands over Cena as we fade to black.