Raw 3/28/11 Cena Miz and The Rock

We start Raw from Chicago with CM Punk sitting in the middle of the ring and the crowd is really loud. Punk says that he going to miss the warm reception he is getting. Punk says that they are all his people just like the members of New Nexus where his people. Unfortunately Randal Keith Orton took them all out. Punk says he wouldn't really care if anyone of the people in the crowd got punted in the head, he says it really isn't his problem. He says his problem is with Randal Keith Orton. We go to the tron to see what happened to Randal last Monday. Punk says he is happy that now when Orton's wife goes to sleep she will see Orton on the concrete and Punk is standing over him. He says that he is just getting started. This “sick and twisted chapter” will be closed at Wrestlemania.

Orton's music hits and out comes the viper with his right knee heavily tapped. He limps to the ring and he gets into the ring. Punk beats on him for a few seconds before Orton hits an European Uppercut and then the second rope DDT. The viper falls to the mat and waits to hit his finished but Punk stays down. Orton backs into the corner and he goes to punt Punk but his knee gives out and he falls. Punk sees that Orton is in trouble and he gets back into the ring. One kick to the injured knee and Punk is once again standing tall over Orton. Punk lifts Orton and drops the viper into the GTS.

We go to the back and Christian is talking to Edge. Apparently the Raw GM has allowed Edge to fight Alberto on Raw against what Teddy Long has said.

It has been six years since Edge and Christian teamed up on Raw. Edge and Clay start the match and as usual Edge uses his speed to keep Brodus off balance. Edge tags in Christian and E&C tag in and out hitting many different double team moves before they dump Brodus over the top rope. Christian dives over the top rope but Brodus catches him. Edge hits a baseball slide helping Christian knock Brodus down. We come back and Del Rio has Captain Charisma down on the mat. Rio hits a big thrust kick and picks up a 2 count. Clay tags in and downs his 360 lbs down on Christian with his elbow. Brodus hits a scoop slam and Alberto tags in and hits an elbow drop for a 2 count. Christian hits a big tornado DDT and the two start crawling to their corners. Both tag out and Edge tries to knock Clay down with clotheslines but nothing works until he hits what I believe is called the Edgucation a back X-Factor, The Spear finds its mark and E&C win. Outside of the win Alberto has Christian in the Cross Arm Breaker and Edge chases hits off. Del Rio comes back out as Edge comes to check on his friend and puts Edge in the Cross Arm Breaker.

Winners: Edge and Christian

The Raw GM chimes in and Lawler gets up to answer it but the message came to Cole's Ipad. The message says to see if Jerry is health for Wrestlemania is to have a match Lawler vs Jack Swagger, because nothing says health like a match against someone like Jack Swagger.

We get a promo of Undertaker and Triple H using an acoustic song to really make it seem like the last two outlaws in the wild west are about to have their last dual.

We come back and the Corre is in the ring. Out come Kane and Big Show, and then Kozlof and Marella. Santino and Justin lock up and Santino hip tosses Justin. Gabriel shoots Santino off and hits a spin kick for a 2 count. Marella rights out of an arm bar and dodges a elbow drop. Leg split big hip toss. Outside of the ring the Corre is taken down by Kane, Big Show, and Kozlof, Big Shot even hit a thrust kick to Wade, Santino hits the Cobra and picks up the victory. Kane gets in the ring and everyone stops doing the horn celebration thing santino does. Kane starts to leave and then does the celebration move and then leaves surprising everyone.

Winner: Santino Marella

While Triple H is doing his water spit the church bell tolls and the lights go out completely in the arena. After the second toll the lights come back on and Triple H and Undertaker are face to face in the ring and the crowd is just going completely nuts and then lose their minds when Ah Ah Oh Shawn They Think I'm Cute and out comes the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels. The sounds is so loud I have to turn my volume down on the TV it is incredible. The last time Shawn was in the ring he didn't say a single word. Undertaker doesn't seem to like Shawn being their but Triple H also looks relatively irritated by it. Shawn gets a mic and shyly looks over at the two “outlaws.” He says he is really sorry about interrupting but there was no way Shawn would miss this. Shawn lists all of Undertakers and Triple H's nicknames, accolades and then says that after Sunday neither one of them will be the same. Shawn has one question, what in the world makes you think that you could do what I couldn't? Triple H takes the mic and says that Shawn got soft. He says that he grew soft because he didn't have to win every night to be the Show Stopper. Triple H says he is not Shawn Michaels he says he has to win, he will win. Triple H talks about his first time he saw the Undertaker. He mentioned about all the things he saw the Undertaker fight through including broken ribs and getting his face crushed. Hunter says that there is only one other person that he respects as much as Taker. That guy is Shawn. He says that he has come back for only one thing. He says that him and Shawn had made a pact that when they could no longer compete at the level they should the other would tell that person it is time for them to stop. Hunter tells Taker that out of respect he has to tell him it is his time. Triple H says he is the 1 as is 18 and 1. At Wrestlemania and with all due respect he and his streak will rest in peace. Taker grabs the mic and he says that if he ever got to the time when he felt someone should put him down. He says that it should be Triple H because of his respect but he says that it isn't his time. In the end the streak will still be alive and so will he. Taker says that if he won't take his word Hunter can ask Shawn. Now when he looks in the eyes of HBK he doesn't see that same confidence and arrogance he sees a man that has been humbled. He sees a man that is going into the Hall of Fame full of regret and a man whose career he ended. Shawn tries to Sweet Chin Music Undertaker but it is caught. Undertaker tries to hit a choke slam but Hunter breaks it up. Triple H tells HBK to tell them all why Triple H will win at Wrestlemania. Shawn Michaels can't say anything and he just leaves the ring. Triple H shouts at him and he just says “I'm sorry.” Hunter turn back to Undertaker who smiles at him and tips his cap. He leaves the ring to his music leave Hunter alone in the ring.

We come back from comercial and Jack Swagger is already in the ring. Next out is Jerry Lawler and I think he has new music. Cole gets up on the apron and distracts Jerry. Jack hits him from behind and hits a second rope body splash before kick him out of the ring. Jack throws the King over the barricade and then poses for a bit. Jerry hits Swagger with a chair about three times purposely disqualifying himself and then he chases after Cole who runs into his “Cole Mine.” Jerry tries to hit Cole but he can reach and Cole throws water in his face and shouts at him “Wait till Sunday.”

Winner: Jack Swagger by DQ

We come back and Vicky comes out and imitates John Morrison's ring entrance. I can't really tell what she is saying because of the crowd. All I can hear is Vicky's witch cackle.

Morrison and Sheamus start the match and Sheamus physically handles Morrison. Morrison misses the Flying Chuck and Sheamus hits the Irish Curse Back Breaker for a 2 count. We go to comercial in the middle of a match, naturally. We are back and Sheamus pins Morrison for a 2 count. Morrison fights out of a bow and arrow submission hold and hits a donkey kick. Dolph and Daniel are both in the match and Bryan puts Dolph in the Labell Lock. Sheamus kicks Bryan to break of the hold and Sheamus tags in. After some distractions Bryan almost gets the Labell Lock in but Sheamus hits the High Cross for the 3 count. This match could have been absolutely great but they just where not given the time to do it.

Winners: Sheamus and Dolph Ziggler

We go to the back and Orton is in the lock room and has ice on his leg. He is asked if he will make it to Wrestlemania. He reply is that people might not know this but he has some serious anger management issues. He says the question should have been will CM Punk make is out of Wrestlemania.

We now find out that the last inductee to the WWE Hall of fame is the Road Warriors and Paul Ellering.

We go to a bar Snooki and Trish Stratus are being interviewed. Josh asks how the training has been with Trish has been. Snooki basically says bring it on bitch. Some guy keeps interrupting and Snooki hits him right in the face and security makes the man leave. We go back to the bar and we see that LayCool where at the same bar and the girls starts fighting in the middle of the bar. That was a waste of time that could have gone to a great match.  

We go to the back and the Rock is waiting. He music hits and he heads out. Finally the Rock has come back to Chicago. The crowd erupts. He says that this is the city where it all started, Chicago is a very special place. Chicago and in this very building is where the Rock competed at his first Wrestlemania. He says that he was nervous and even though he was nervous he decided to bring it. He says that is where Team Bring It started. He says that when you are on Team Bring It you go after your dreams and goals. He mentions that he came out and called out John Cena and the crowd starts chanting “Cena Sucks.” He says that he called out Cena who came out looking like a homeless power ranger. Then the Rock woke up to reality and the reality is the Rock is here and he isn't alone because he is with the millions and millions of his fans. He says the people's champ is here.

John Cena's music hits and he comes out smiling and says something to the camera that I can't hear. Cena gets a mic and crowd is mostly boos but there are some cheers whether they are for the Rock or the fact that Cena and Rock are in the same ring who knows. Cena says that the Rock is finally back in a WWE ring and it is where he belongs. A Rocky chant starts. Cena asks is Rock can hear the people the millions chanting his name. Cena says years ago when he talked about Rock he was one of the millions he was upset about the Rock leaving. He missed moments like this. Cena says he you don't believe him then listen to the people and feel the electricity. Cena says he was happy that Rock mentioned him like a comedy roast. He says that all the things the Rock said had meaning and merit. A Cena sucks chant starts and he says he'll get to that in a second. John says he wanted to know what the Rock had a problem with himself. He says that the Rock was offended by his color that meant the type of music he listened to. He mentions how the Rock made fun of his audience's kids. He says that he is proud of what he has become. If the Rock has a problem with how hard Cena words than who the hell if the Rock. Cena goes off on the Rock about he judgement of Cena's clothing choice his music and his fans. He says that he is himself and people will like it or won't. John says that he will be judged but not by the “Great One.”

The Rock says that Cena is right he won't judge him because that is the Lord's job. He says that the good Lord can't stop the Rock from whooping his ass around Chicago. Cena says that Cena address the Rock like a man face to face. If he wants to fight then, Cena drops his mic and the Miz's music hits.

It looks like Cena and Rock are on the same side against Miz. Miz calls the Rock and Cena over hyped and over rated. Cena pulls his shirt off and kisses his dog tags and waits for Miz to make a move. Miz says that at Wrestlemania Cena will come for a fight and lose unlike the Rock. Miz says that the Rock isn't going to do a think tonight. The Miz mentions the movies he makes and says that a movie star won't risk getting beaten up by the Miz. He says that he is the WWE Champion and he will still be champion after Wrestlemania. Miz says in the end he won't actually do anything because he is the Miz and he is awesome.

Rock says that the Miz should know by know that it doesn't matter what you think. Riley hits the Rock with a clothesline and Miz and Riley start beating down the Rock. Rocky fights back and knocks Riley out of the ring and hits his DDT. The Rock prepares the People's Elbow and hits it with no trouble at all. Miz is removed from the ring and Cena slides in and gets the Rock up on his shoulders. Attitude Adjustment on the Rock! Cena bends down over the Rock and says, “You can't see me.” We fade to black with Cena's music playing us out.