Raw 4/25/11 WWE Draft

We start tonight with a battle royal already in progress. Kane is eliminated by five or six raw team members. Khali is eliminated in a similar fashion by team smackdown. Vladimir Kozlof is eliminated by 2 smackdown members. Jackson is taken out by Mark Henry and Evan Bourne. Heath Slater is eliminated and then Chris Masters. Wade Barrett is eliminated by Daniel Bryan. Ted DiBiase is eliminated. Brodus Clay is eliminated with Mark Henry. Big Show throws out Yoshi Tatsu. McIntyre eliminates Sheamus. We come back to Raw and there are 4 red shirts and 4 blue. Bourne eliminates McIntyre. Santino tries to Cobra Big Show and Show catches it and pushes the “Cobra Strike” into Santino eliminating him. Mason Ryan eliminates Cody Rhodes. Kofi eliminates Daniel Bryan. Big Show tosses Bourne clear over the top ropes. Big Show eliminates Mason Ryan

Winners: Big Show & Kofi Kingston Team SMACKDOWN

Drafted to SMACKDOWN: John Cena

I guess we know who they decided will be the new top baby face for SMACKDOWN. Cena puts on the blue teams shirt and it looks good, it has been years since he was a SMACKDOWN star.

We come back to Raw and Cena is being interviewed, he says he is very excited and he runs a list of movie moments including Back to the Future. John says he will bring the WWE Championship back to the SMACK. Miz comes over and says the best part is that next monday Cena will be right, he can't see him.

R-Truth comes out and says Raleigh, North Carolina....SHUT UP. Truth mentions what Morrison did to him last week. The crowd starts saying what after everything Truth says and he tells them that they are pissing him the hell off. Truth says that he accepted the challenge from Morrison because of the crowd he says he lost because of them. He says that trying to please the people has gotten him nothing. Truth plays the part of a little kid named Jimmy who is happy and singing What's Up. Truth asks the fictions Jimmy if he sees a title around his waist thanks to singing What's Up? He says no and then tells everyone that for 10 years he has been fighting for the people and now he is done with them. He says that the truth has finally set him free. Morrison comes out from the back and attacks Truth.

We see the Awesome Kong Promo again this time we actually see her face. Harm appears on the screen and we see the name she is using now Kharma.

Layla lands a knee and few punches. Eve hits a strange looking DDT. In Michael Cole interrupts the match and distracts Layla. Eve rolls her up and get the win. Cole keeps babbling about what he will do to Jim Ross tonight.

Winner: Eve Team RAW

After the match Layla beats the crap out of Michelle and she starts yelling at her that she is sick of this. Layla throws Michelle over the announce table and she looks like she is having a nervous break down.

Drafted to Raw: Rey Mysterio

This I don't understand because Mysterio is one of the top faces of a very needy Smackdown but I guess this isn't really up to me so welcome to the Red Team.

We go to the back and Cody says that now that Rey is on a different show Cody will give Rey a gift a new mask. Cody says he will put Rey in the hospital and it is actually very funny because he talks about Rey doing his signature moves on people at the nurses station and the ER.

Sheamus pushes Kofi into the corner and beats on him and pushes his knee over Kofi's throat. Sheamus hits a slingshot shoulder block for a 2 count. Sheamus hits a short arm clothesline and puts Kofi in a chicken wing. Sheamus misses a corner spear and hits the post. Kofi hits a high cross body from the top rope for a 2 count. Kofi jumps onto Sheamus' shoulders and punches him before getting off and getting hit by a clothesline. Kofi hits 2 Trouble in Paradises and gets the 3 count.

Winner: Kofi Kingston Team SMACKDOWN

Drafted to SMACKDOWN: Randy Orton

Randy Orton comes out and does his old Legend Killer pose and pulls on the Team Blue Shirt.  

Cole mocks Jim Ross and they circle each other a few more times. Michael Cole leaves the ring nd gets JR's hat. He puts it on and acts like an idiot outside of the ring, this is such a waste of time. Cole stomps on Ross' hat. Ross grabs Cole and shoves him to the ground and Cole calls time out. Swagger and Cole act like they are in a boxing match or something, this is sooooo stupid. Cole tries to scoop slam JR but Cole can't hold him up and JR falls on top of him. JR hits a few punches and Cole tries to get away. Lawler throws Cole back into the ring. Swagger runs over and takes out Lalwer and then gets in the ring and hits JR.

Winner: Jim Ross by DQ

After the match Swagger puts on the Ankle Lock while Cole whips JR with his belt. Lawler gets into the ring and throws Swagger out. Lawler grabs Cole and whips him a few times. The GM chimes in and says that the PPV match will be a tag team country whipping match, whatever the hell that means.

We go to the back and some guy named Scott is interviewing Miz and Riley. Miz says that now he wants to talk to the Miz. There is so much news but the biggest news that it is the Rock's birthday day next week. He says no the biggest news will be that the Miz has once again retained the WWE Title. Miz says that Raw and the USA executives should be praying that he doesn't get drafted to Smackdown because in a month Raw would be canceled. 

Randy hits a scoop slam and hits a jumping knee drop for a 2 count. Dolph hits a falling neck breaker. Dolph hits a fireman's carry for a 2 count. Dolph puts in a chicken wing. Orton hits a back elbow and Dolph falls out of the ring. Dolph pokes Orton in the eye and then drop kicks him over the barricade wall. Orton gets back into the ring and hits a thez press and then a few clotheslines and a scoop slam. Orton hits the angle slam for a 2 count. Dolph misses a clothesline and Orton hits his modified back breaker. Orton readies the RKO. Vicky distracts Orton but he still hits the RKO for the 3 count.

Winner: Randy Orton Team SMACKDOWN

Drafted to SMACKDOWN:

CM Punk comes out and makes the draft wait. Punk says that the name of the PPV is ironic. Punk says that the only thing that Orton has to do is answer the refs 10 count. Punk says a RKO from out of no where is not going to get him the 1..2...3. Orton says there will be a lot of things he will miss about Raw but one thing he won't miss is Punk going on and on and on and on. Randy says Punk won't be talking, walking, or doing anything but sleeping because Orton will be the last man standing.

Drafted to SMACKDOWN: Mark Henry & Sin Cara

Wade lands a kick and puts Rey in the corner. Wade throws Rey into the corner and Rey fires back with a few kicks. Barrett hits a slam and covers for a 2 count. Wade puts Rey in a bow and arrow hold. Rey lands a few kicks and a spring board cross body for a 2 count. Wade catches Rey and puts him on the top rope. Rey hits the 619 and a tope rope splash and picks up the 3 count and 2 draft picks.

Winner: Rey Mysterio Team RAW

Drafted to Raw: Big Show & Alberto Del Rio

We go to the back and Del Rio and Ricardo are talking about something in spanish he looks irritated with this turn of events. I think I know what is going to happen at Extreme Rules now though.

Teddy Long comes out and says that tonights main event will be a six man tag team match. Alberto Del Rio, The Miz, and CM Punk. For Team Smackdown, Christian, Mark Henry, and John Cena.

Miz and Christian start the match and they lock up. Miz hits a shoulder block. Christian shoots off Miz and hits a forearm and tags in John Cena. Miz quickly gets out of the ring. We come back to Raw and Cena hits a fisherman suplex and then a drop kick on CM Punk. Henry tags in and he stands on Punk. Christian tags in and hits a back elbow from the second rope. Punk lands a back kick and goes for the GTS. Christian counters and goes for the kill switch. Del Rio distracts Christian and then Punk lands a big head kick. Del Rio tags in and hits a few kicks including a big kick to the shoulder of Christian. Miz tags in and hits a running boot to captain charisma's head and covers for a 2 count. Miz tags in Punk and he covers for a 2 count. Punk whips Christian into the corner and tags in Miz. Miz stomps on Christian and poses in front of Cena and Henry. Christian tries for the kill switch but Miz pushes him into the corner and hits his running corner clothesline. Del Rio tags in and hits a jumping arm breaker on Christian. Del Rio puts Christian on the top rope and Christian fights Del Rio off. Christian hits a HUGE tornado DDT. Miz and Cena tag in and Cena hits his super moves. Mark Henry lays out Cena for some reason and he leaves the ring. Christian stops him and Henry picks Christian up and drops him onto the ring steps. Miz picks up Cena and hits the Skull Crushing Finale and picks up the win,

Winners: Miz, CM Punk & Del Rio Team Raw

Drafted to RAW: John Cena

Cena gets back in the ring and takes out all the people he was just facing and hits the Miz with the Five Knuckle Shuffle before dropping Miz out of the ring onto the rest of the Team Raw wrestlers. Cena puts a Raw shirt back on and poses as we fade to black.